comedians - interested in new material?
cartoonists - want to form a partnership?
actresses - Substitute Teacher from Hell is a
one-woman show, any length you want; also check out the monologues from This Will Not Look Good On My Resume, My CV, and Balls (which could feature a 'slide show' component)
mugs, t-shirts, cards, posters, magnets, and other funny stuff - search for "Jass Richards" at cafepress.com and zazzle.com,
or just check out my card collection (milestone birthday cards and miscellaneous) or my psych mug collection and make your own!
(So you’re turning 50. Boo hoo. You can still walk, can’t you?)