Psych Mugs (by Jass Richards): 
 
 

Why did the passive personality cross the road? 
 

Because I told him to. 
 

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Why did the delusional person cross the road? 
 

Because he thought the grass was greener on the other side. 
 

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Why did the masochist cross the road? 
 

He didn't.  Because the grass was greener. 
 

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Why did the hallucinating person cross the road? 
 

To follow the chicken. 
 

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Why did the multiple personality cross the road? 
 

Are you asking me? 
 

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Why did the paranoic cross the road? 
 

Why do you ask?