Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe? Well yeah. No one’s visited us yet.
Have you noticed that more and more athletes are saying a quick prayer at the starting line? A clear admission that you can’t possibly win without divine intervention — yeah, that’ll really psych out your opponents.
And this ‘bigger is better’ thing — completely illogical. Anyone can shoot a moose that’s just standing there. If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.
A themed collection of bits from Jass Richards’ non-existent stand-up career
Includes Too Stupid to Visit, We Should Put a Crocodile in There, Born that Way, Let the Cows Loose, Jass Richards does Europe, and Other Funny Bits
If you enjoyed George Carlin’s Braindroppings, you may well enjoy Too Stupid to Visit.
Magenta 2021
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“… wretchedly funny.” C. Mike Rice, Realworldatheism
“Your material is fabulous! It reminds me so much of George Carlin. …” Gemini Rising
“Jass is a comedy genius. … reminiscent of Monty Python … ” May Arend, Brazilian Bookworm
