According to The Bible (2 Sam 23:8,18; 1 Chr 11:11), some guy named Adino killed 800 men in a single battle, and Abishai and Jashobeam each killed 300.

Who were these guys? Even if that single battle lasted a full 24 hours, that’s at least 12 killed per hour. Which is one every five minutes.

Now I’ve never killed a person, with just knives and swords and shit, but it can’t be that easy.

One guy every five minutes for 24 hours straight?

So inquiring minds have to ask: when these guys went fishing, did they ever catch anything? Yeah? How big?

(Thanks to Farrell Till.)