Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe? Well yeah. No one’s visited us yet.
Have you noticed that more and more athletes are saying a quick prayer at the starting line? A clear admission that you can’t possibly win without divine intervention — yeah, that’ll really psych out your opponents.
And this ‘bigger is better’ thing — completely illogical. Anyone can shoot a moose that’s just standing there. If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.
A themed collection of bits from Jass Richards’ non-existent stand-up career
Includes Too Stupid to Visit, We Should Put a Crocodile in There, Born that Way, Let the Cows Loose, Jass Richards does Europe, and Other Funny Bits
Magenta 2021
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“… wretchedly funny.” C. Mike Rice, Realworldatheism
“Your material is fabulous! It reminds me so much of George Carlin. …” Gemini Rising
“Jass is a comedy genius. … reminiscent of Monty Python … ” May Arend, Brazilian Bookworm
