“Substitute Teacher from Hell” is a one-woman show, any length you want (the title says it all). “Willy the Wasteland” is a comment on dull youth via a 60-second spoof of a plea-for-aid commercial.
“Two Women, Road Trip, Extraterrestrial” is a full-length comedy (a screenplay version of A Philosopher, a Psychologist, and an Extraterrestrial Walk into a Chocolate Bar): When an independent activist and her frustrated office temp buddy embark on a quest for a chocolate bar, they pick up a hitchhiking extraterrestrial who’s stopped on Earth to ask for directions. They help her get the information she needs – and discover it’s easier to get a gun in this country than a little scientific knowledge – and decide to go with her. To become chocolate bartenders.
“Balls” is a screenplay (a short mockumentary about men playing with balls), which could also be presented as a stageplay (monologue) with slide show.
Lastly, check out the monologues from This Will Not Look Good On My Resume (great for auditions) and “Adverse Reactions”.
Comedians – interested in new material? Check out Too Stupid to Visit, Born that Way, We Should Put a Crocodile in There, Let the Cows Loose, Jass Richards Does Europe, and Other Funny Bits
Fans of stand-up – Check out the forementioned collections
Cartoonists – want to form a partnership? contact me!
miscellaneous funny stuff – Alumni Notes, Objections and Replies
mugs, t-shirts, cards, posters, magnets, and other funny stuff – search for “Jass Richards” at cafepress.com and zazzle.com, or just check out my card collection (milestone birthday cards and miscellaneous) or my psych mug collection and make your own! (So you’re turning 50. Boo hoo. You can still walk, can’t you?)
Excerpt from This Will Not Look Good on My Resume in 222 More Comedy Monologues, Ziegler and Capecci (eds.)
“In the fitness room” posted at Erma Bombeck’s humor website!
“The road trip dialogues” (excerpt) posted at Erma Bombeck’s humor website!
“Dogs Just Wanna Have Fun – At the Beach!” posted at Erma Bombeck’s humor website!
“Northerly Hills 602OD” posted at Erma Bombeck’s humor website!
“Enough with the Bongos!” posted at Erma Bombeck’s humor website!
“The Tiddlywinks Channel” posted at Erma Bombeck’s humor website!
“Crossing the Border” posted at Erma Bombeck’s humor website!
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