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Why did the passive personality cross the road?

Because I told him to.

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Why did the delusional person cross the road?

Because he thought the grass was greener on the other side.

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Why did the masochist cross the road?

He didn’t.  Because the grasswas greener.

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Why did the hallucinating person cross the road?

To follow the chicken.

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Why did the multiple personality cross the road?

Are you asking me?

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Why did the paranoic cross the road?

Why do you ask?