David Green

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And here’s something else…

And here’s something else that would never happen to a man… Jane Smith is a character in A Philosopher, A Psychologist, and An Extraterrestrial Walk into a Chocolate Bar. And she started this. Everyone else is supposed to finish it. Well, add to it. (It’s unlikely it’ll ever be finished.) When one of my neighbours developed …

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Jane Smith’s Translation Dictionary

Jane Smith’s Translation Dictionary of Everyday Lies, Insults, Manipulations, and Clueless Comments Jane Smith is a character in A Philosopher, A Psychologist, and An Extraterrestrial Walk into a Chocolate Bar. And she started this. Everyone else is supposed to finish it. Well, add to it. (It’s unlikely it’ll ever be finished.) Bitch! Waa-aa-ah! Case closed. …

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Revisiting the “We’re too stupid theme”…..

One country, fearing the loss of cheap oil, which happened to be located in another country, dropped bombs on that country, seeming to forget for a moment that oil was, well, flammable. Not to worry.  The other country remembered: fearing the loss of control over their oil, they set fire to it.

Men who think size matters….

Men who think size matters are usually – fat.